cnn.com just ran an article called “10 ways to avoid a speeding ticket.” i’m thinking you just need one. 3 guesses about what that is.
this sort of thing irks me. yes, irks.
it’s like the time a friend and i were driving past a very-drunk driver whose headlights weren’t on. rather than call the police about the reckless, suburban-driving, wasted menace on Lamar, my friend suggested we tell him to turn his lights on — that way he wouldn’t get caught and have to be jailed/fined/take defensive driving. (further complicating the moral debate is the fact that the same friend’s spouse was later hit by a drunk driver — all parties sustained only minor injuries.)
maybe you don’t want to be a tattler, but really, folks — do we need to help people break the law?