with the debate around health care reform escalating, and the congressional august recess looming, it’s good to know that one massachusetts representative has time to write memos about this important issue.
seriously, congresspeople: FOCUS.
with the debate around health care reform escalating, and the congressional august recess looming, it’s good to know that one massachusetts representative has time to write memos about this important issue.
seriously, congresspeople: FOCUS.
i’ve been trying to come up with an incredibly awesome post, in honor of the fact that i’ve almost gotten 10,000 hits on this blog (i cannot believe it. seriously. thank you!)… but i couldn’t come up with anything amazing, so all i have to talk about today is — sea monsters. woot!
i’m sure you’ve seen the book pride and prejudice and zombies at bookstores, right? freaky picture of a zombie jane austen on the cover? well, i’ve seen it, but i’ve never read it — i just don’t really do the whole zombie thing. there’s something about undead that’s just unright.
but i have to admit, the next book in the series has got me pretty excited: sense and sensibility and sea monsters. that’s right. seriously, what could be better than jane austen + sea monsters and all the shinangians that go with them (pirates!)? click here for the publicity article about the upcoming book, and if you scroll down in that link, you can watch a teaser/trailer they made for it. love.
it’s not really a new way to discover the classics — im thinking if your first introduction to elizabeth and mr. darcy is when they’re out fighting zombies together, you’re going to be sorely disappointed to only see them dancing in the original — but it all sounds uber-fun anyway.
season all — not allspice.
who names these spices anyway?
the first thing you have to do is buy beef. the kind that is made for crockpots. if possible go to a grocery store (like the one down the street from my house) that puts stickers on meat packages that say things like “perfect for crockpots.”
make sure you have forgotten the recipe/instructions for how to cook this beef, even though your friend has told you about a million times, so you are too embarrassed to call again and ask.
decide to wing it. how hard can a crockpot be?
vaguely remember something about green chili peppers. buy a can just in case.
when you get to the checkout counter at the grocery store, realize (after all your groceries have been bagged) that you left your wallet at home. beg the store people to hold your groceries for you while you run home.
run — no i mean run – home. its only .6 miles away, but some of that food is frozen, and who knows how long beef stays good if its not in the fridge, frozen or in a crockpot.
get your wallet.
run back to the store.
realize how utterly out of shape you are. console yourself with the fact that you bought no junk food this time.
finally purchase groceries.
walk home at a dismally exhausted and humiliated pace. what kind of person forgets her wallet? (tons of people, the clerk assures you)
get home and frantically refrigerate everything that needs to be refrigerated. before it spoils. its been nearly 30 minutes. may day may day. be glad you didn’t buy milk.
cut the beef into thirds. stick one third in the freezer. stick the other thirds (there will be two of them) in the crockpot.
vaguely remember that the mostly-forgotten recipe calls for browning the meat before crockpotting it.
remove beef from crockpot.
stick garlic in it — garlic sounds like something that would go with beef.
brown it.
stick brown beef in crockpot. add more garlic. it’s healthy.
add green chili peppers.
vaguely remember something else — about not letting the beef dry out while its cooking.
cover it in water. water is also healthy.
totally forget to add spices.
put lid on. plug crockpot in, turn it on, walk away.
8-10 hours later, consider what a productive day you’ve had. frantically remember your crockpot beef. leap to the kitchen to save it from… whatever happens to beef in crockpots for more than 8-10 hours.
taste it.
be disappointed at its blandness. but you cant waste the beef. its a recession. and anyway you can add cheese to it later. or ranch, gravy, salt, etc. no worries.
put it in a tupperware.
suddenly have an epiphany: remember a spice called “allspice” “season all.”
dump it on the beef.
seal tupperware lid and shake — evenly distribute miracle spice.
taste again.
weep for joy. best crockpot beef ever.
well, super good anyway :)
ok let’s talk about the hullabaloo about health care reform — very little of which i understood — but i combed the ol’ internet machine to see what i could find out…
and frankly, i gotta say… it sounds like the obama administration is being way more political/bipartisan than anyone else this time around. obama seems more eager to say “i solved it” than to ensure the solution is in the best interest of all americans (not just those without health care; especially since 83% of us already have some kind of health care). i definitely agree that we need health care reform; i’m even open to the idea of a federalized system (i don’t love that idea, but i’m open to any workable plan at this point). but there seems to be too much politics going on and not enough governing. blue dog democrats and republicans both claim to have been left out (deliberately) of the bill’s drafting process, and now their objections to the bill, and even their demands for more time to consider (obama wants a vote by august) are being touted as political ploys… i dunno. the plan doesn’t look that good so far — lots of criticism going around about it, too — and for what it’s going to cost each taxpayer (not just this year but every year), i don’t think there’s any reason NOT to make sure things are thoroughly considered.
but, in the immortal words of levar burton, “don’t take my word for it.”
here’s the bill itself (its 1018 pages… i understand if you don’t want to read it for yourself… that’s why we pay the people on the Hill.)
but if you want to read about the bill and the controversy surrounding it, here are some articles i came across (from the ny times, yahoo/AP, cnn/time, national review; i tried to balance the biases — or at least present several different biases. if you find other good stuff, please post it in the comments section):
“house health plan…” (this is a decent overview)
“obama’s health care push met with pushback” (an overview of the resistance to the plan)
“obama questions motives of health care critics” (why does this actually sound like a lame excuse? doesn’t he know that more and more americans don’t approve of the plan? shouldn’t he focus on answering some of the criticisms instead of just throwing that old accusation out?)
“cost, not coverage, drive…” (from the article: “Health-care experts say it is possible to cut it significantly without reducing quality. Indeed, they say more efficient medicine would be better medicine.” hm. maybe we need to rethink the whole thing altogether? )
“democrats grow wary…” (ok it’s kinda a bad sign when your own party feels like it’s not a good idea, and when you had to leave half of them out to write the bill)
“congressional democrats messing up healthcare” (an op-ed. but interesting. and seriously, these days its hard to tell the difference between news features and op-eds anyway)
“sources say some democrats frustrated…“
“obama defends his august dealine…” (um. really?!?!)
“an ideologue in a hurry” (this is more about obama’s tactics overall than just healthcare)
“americans want health care bill but not the cost” (isn’t that just like us… well, i can bear the cost, but only if we’re getting quality for it).
“top 10 healthcare reform players” (i’m kinda afraid of rahm emanuel, truth be told);
“medicaid and the governors“
“unhealthy political habits“
if, as it turns out, you want to exercise your democratic right and weigh in on the matter, the House of Representatives has a “write your representative” page — enter your zip code and it’ll tell you who your rep is. the senate doesn’t exactly have the same thing, but you can look up your senators here.
so i know that the middle of the night isn’t the BEST time ever to be making big decisions… especially not when you’ve (and of course by “you,” I mean “I”) only got a week to make said decision… but here I am: unexpectedly awake (because of something specific) and frustrated beyond belief. and terribly not sure I can handle another year of this. aiya. need the a-iC.