dear first-person-subject-pronoun

dear first-person-subject-pronoun,

just want to say how much i miss you. know you’re getting ignored a lot these days :( so sorry! totally not your fault! there’s just so much going on, and so few characters to spare. between facebook’s third-person status format, and texting and twitter’s character limits, it’s a tight crunch! and the first thing to go is, well, you. er, i. well, you know what i mean. so SO sorry about that.

xo

me