i should have posted this blog last week, but things have been crazy – but for the sake of rhetoric (and because, really, it’s all the same to you), let’s pretend this happened yesterday.
yesterday (right), i didn’t have time for breakfast, so i decided to stop at starbucks and grab one of their amazing old-fashioned donuts. deliciousness itself. yes.
what i had forgotten (and promptly remembered as i finished inhaling the donut) was that my coworker was bringing cupcakes in for valentine’s day (because, uh, that also happened yesterday). the cupcakes were beautiful and pink and made from scratch with real strawberries in them, so of course i had to eat one of those.
then, it turned out it was another coworker’s birthday, and so she had brought in donut holes for us all — and having eaten one coworker’s treat, i could hardly refuse to partake of the birthday girl’s party food! so i helped myself to a few of those, as well.
it was right around then that i got an email from my boss. she’d gotten delayed in zurich and wasn’t going to be back in the office until next week… but she said that someone had sent her a cake a day or two ago and it was in her office and would we please help ourselves. so we hauled down this whole king cake for mardi gras, spread the icing and sprinkles, and seeing as we were already on a roll, we all had some of that, too.
it was right around then that i realized i had a dentist appointment at lunchtime.
and had totally forgotten to bring my toothbrush/paste with me… so i toddled off to CVS, bought a toothbrush (oooh purple) and a tube of paste (oooh, on sale: 2-for-1), and toddled off to the dentist’s office, brushed my teeth, and sat down innocently in that pukey green chair. no cavities, pronounced my good dentist (oh, if she only knew)! but she did have one small concern, and she recommended a new kind of toothbrush to take care of that, so i went back to CVS again and bought one.
i only had to work a half-day yesterday, so i headed home then, and made myself a little lunch – i wasn’t super hungry (no idea why), so i didn’t eat that much, but it had a vegetable in it or something, so i felt pretty good about that. when i went to put my leftovers away, i noticed how much tupperware i was using. i thought my roommates might get annoyed by that, so i decided to clean some of them out. one of the containers had my leftover custard from a couple nights before, and since i had just eaten a healthy lunch and i needed to free up that tupperware, i finished it off. for the sake of domestic harmony!
i can’t remember what i did after that – possibly i was passed out from sugar, but i really couldn’t say – but that night i went to a friend’s house for dinner, and there were a bunch of people over there – so, ya know, we all kinda pitch in – someone brought drinks, a few people brought desserts, etc. and my good friend, one of the best bakers i know, made lemon bars. i can’t remember whether or not i’ve ever devoted a whole post to lemon bars, but they are well worth it. when made well, they are easily on my “top desserts of all time” list. so i had a lemon bar… or two. and they were tiny, so it barely counts.
and that would have been enough for the day; i could have rested in dessert bliss with that alone, but one of the guys, bless him, had brought a cake from finale. finale! how could i not eat a piece of cake from finale? exactly.
and then everyone claimed that you needed vanilla ice cream to go with the cake, which it’s true, you really do, and i hated to not do justice to a masterpiece like a cake from finale, so i had a serving of ice cream…
(in my defense, i did not eat any of the apple crumble or tapioca pudding.)
i went home that night on a delightful sugar high, gave myself a bright cavity-free smile, and surveyed my bathroom counter: now replete with 3 tubes of toothpaste and 3 toothbrushes. it seemed strangely poetic.
i think it took about 48 hours for all that sugar to wear off… or it would have, if it hadn’t all happened just yesterday.
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